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I Never Wipe My Ass Because I Don’T Let Shit Bother Me Funny Shirt

Name: I Never Wipe My Ass Because I Don'T Let Shit Bother Me Funny Shirt - DigitalHandmades
Brand: Digital Handmades
Price: 14.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee features a lightweight fabric at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), making it effortlessly breathable and perfect for layering. Whether you're on the go or enjoying leisure time, this tee delivers unparalleled comfort.
The retail fit is tailored for a flattering, contemporary look that's suitable for casual outings and semi-formal occasions alike. The classic crew neckline adds a neat, timeless touch, making it easy to accessorize and adapt to any outfit.
The tear-away label is designed to prevent skin irritation, enhancing your comfort. Available in various fabric blends—Ash and Heather Prism colors (99% cotton, 1% polyester), Heather and Solid Blend colors (52% cotton, 48% polyester), and Athletic Heather and Black Heather (90% cotton, 10% polyester)—this tee combines exceptional quality with versatile style.

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	16.5 in	27 in
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	42 cm	69 cm
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

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Youth Tee Shirt Product Details

Give your young ones the comfort and style they deserve with our Youth Tee! Crafted from 100% midweight US cotton, this tee offers a soft, plush feel that’s perfect for any season, with a substantial 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric that holds up to daily wear.
Featuring a classic crew neckline and a timeless fit, this tee is designed to be a wardrobe staple for everyday adventures. The pearlized, tear-away labels ensure a scratch-free experience, making it as comfortable as it is stylish.
We take pride in our commitment to ethical production: this tee is made from ethically grown and harvested US cotton. As a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, Gildan ensures sustainable and responsible manufacturing practices. Plus, it is certified by Oeko-Tex, so you can trust its safety and quality.
For different color options, our heather colors blend 50% cotton with 50% polyester, Sport Grey features 90% cotton and 10% polyester, and Ash is composed of 99% cotton and 1% polyester.

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Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	16.14 in	20.47 in
S	16.93 in	22.05 in
M	18.11 in	23.62 in
L	18.90 in	25.20 in
XL	20.08 in	26.38 in

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	41 cm	52 cm
S	52 cm	56 cm
M	46 cm	60 cm
L	48 cm	64 cm
XL	51 cm	67 cm

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Available Style: Unisex T-shirt - Premium Fit Men T-shirt - Premium Fit Women T-shirt - Long Sleeve Tee - Hooded Sweatshirt - Ladies Flowy Tank - Sleeveless Tee - Unisex Tank - V-Neck T-Shirt - Youth T-Shirt.
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I Never Wipe My Ass Because I Don’T Let Shit Bother Me Funny Shirt

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Material100% CottonColorPrinted With Different ColorsSizeVarious Size (From S to 5XL)StyleHoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks, T-shirts, and more.BrandDigitalHandmadesImportedFrom the United StatesCare InstructionsMachine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not iron.
Do not dry clean
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Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

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We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	13.98 in	26.97 in
S	15 in	27.48 in
M	15.98 in	27.95 in
L	16.97 in	28.46 in
XL	17.99 in	28.98 in
2XL	18.98 in	29.49 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	35.50 cm	68.50 cm
S	28.10 cm	69.80 cm
M	40.60 cm	71 cm
L	43.10 cm	72.30 cm
XL	45.70 cm	73.60 cm
2XL	48.20 cm	74.90 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	43.18 cm	47.63 cm
S	45.72 cm	50.16 cm
M	48.62 cm	50.80 cm
L	50.80 cm	52.39 cm
XL	54.61 cm	53.98 cm
2XL	58.42 cm	55.56 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
2T	15.62 in	14.50 in
4T	16.62 in	15.50 in
5-6T	17.62 in	16.50 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
2T	39.68 cm	36.83 cm
4T	42.22 cm	39.37 cm
5-6T	44.76 cm	41.91 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	17 in	18.75 in
S	18 in	19.75 in
M	19 in	20 in
L	20 in	20.62 in
XL	21.50 in	21.25 in
2XL	23 in	21.87 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	16 in	19.75 in
S	17 in	21.25 in
M	18 in	22.50 in
L	19 in	24 in
XL	20 in	25.50 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
6M	12.50 in	9.75 in
12M	13 in	10.25 in
18M	13.50 in	10.75 in
24M	14 in	11 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
6M	31.75 cm	24.77 cm
12M	33.02 cm	26.04 cm
18M	34.29 cm	27.30 cm
24M	35.56 cm	27.94 cm

I Never Wipe My Ass Because I Don’T Let Shit Bother Me Funny Shirt

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