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They Aren’t Going to Suck Themselves Funny Candies Christmas Shirt

Name: They Aren't Going to Suck Themselves Funny Candies Christmas Shirt - DigitalHandmades
Brand: Digital Handmades
SKU: 6946b6c7c274
Price: 14.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Unisex Hoodie Product Details

They Aren’t Going to Suck Themselves Funny Candies Christmas Shirt

Wrap yourself in ultimate comfort with our Unisex Hoodie, crafted from a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. With a substantial weight of 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), this hoodie delivers the perfect balance of cozy warmth and durability, making it your go-to choice for chilly days and laid-back lounging.
Featuring a classic fit, this hoodie ensures a relaxed yet stylish silhouette. The practical pouch pocket is perfect for keeping your hands warm or storing essentials, while the tear-away label guarantees a scratch-free experience. The color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood not only add a touch of modern flair but also enhance the garment's longevity.
We take pride in our commitment to ethical and sustainable production. This hoodie is made with 100% ethically grown US cotton and benefits from the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring responsible practices from farm to fabric. Additionally, our dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified, reflecting our dedication to minimizing environmental impact.
For a touch of variety, please note that Heather Sport colors are crafted from a 60% polyester and 40% cotton blend, offering a slightly different texture while maintaining the same high-quality feel.

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	27 in
M	22 in	28 in
L	24 in	29 in
XL	26 in	30 in
2XL	28 in	31 in
3XL	30 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	51 cm	69 cm
M	56 cm	71 cm
L	61 cm	74 cm
XL	66 cm	76 cm
2XL	71 cm	79 cm
3XL	76 cm	81 cm
4XL	81 cm	84 cm
5XL	86 cm	86 cm

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Premium Womens T-Shirt Product Details

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee features a lightweight fabric at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), making it effortlessly breathable and perfect for layering. Whether you're on the go or enjoying leisure time, this tee delivers unparalleled comfort.
The retail fit is tailored for a flattering, contemporary look that's suitable for casual outings and semi-formal occasions alike. The classic crew neckline adds a neat, timeless touch, making it easy to accessorize and adapt to any outfit.
Manufactured by Bella+Canvas, a leader in ethical production, this tee is crafted both in the US and internationally under humane, no-sweat-shop conditions. Bella+Canvas is a proud member of the Fair Labor Association and is Platinum WRAP certified, ensuring sustainable and fair labor practices.
The tear-away label is designed to prevent skin irritation, enhancing your comfort. Available in various fabric blends—Ash and Heather Prism colors (99% cotton, 1% polyester), Heather and Solid Blend colors (52% cotton, 48% polyester), and Athletic Heather and Black Heather (90% cotton, 10% polyester)—this tee combines exceptional quality with versatile style.

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Inches
Centimeters

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	16.5 in	27 in
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	42 cm	69 cm
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

Size Guide

Women Hoodie T-Shirt Product Details

Stay warm and stylish with our Women’s Hoodie, crafted from a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, weighing 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²). This combination offers the perfect balance of cozy softness and essential warmth, making it your go-to choice for chilly days.
Designed with a classic fit, this hoodie features a practical pouch pocket for added convenience and a tear-away label to ensure a scratch-free, comfortable wearing experience. The color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood not only enhance durability but also add a touch of sophisticated flair to your look.
Proudly made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, our hoodie reflects our commitment to sustainable and responsible production. Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring our practices are both ethical and environmentally friendly. The dyes used are OEKO-TEX-certified, demonstrating our dedication to reducing environmental impact.
For Heather Sport colors, the fabric blend is 60% polyester and 40% cotton, offering a unique texture while maintaining high-quality comfort.

Size Chart

Inches
Centimeters

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	27 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	29 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	27 in	31 in
3XL	29 in	31 in
4XL	31 in	33 in
5XL	33 in	34 in

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	51 cm	69 cm
M	56 cm	71 cm
L	61 cm	74 cm
XL	66 cm76	cm
2XL	71 cm	79 cm
3XL	76 cm	81 cm
4XL	81 cm	84 cm
5XL	86 cm	86 cm

Size Guide

Youth Tee T-Shirt Product Details

Give your young ones the comfort and style they deserve with our Youth Tee! Crafted from 100% midweight US cotton, this tee offers a soft, plush feel that’s perfect for any season, with a substantial 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric that holds up to daily wear.
Featuring a classic crew neckline and a timeless fit, this tee is designed to be a wardrobe staple for everyday adventures. The pearlized, tear-away labels ensure a scratch-free experience, making it as comfortable as it is stylish.
We take pride in our commitment to ethical production: this tee is made from ethically grown and harvested US cotton. As a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, Gildan ensures sustainable and responsible manufacturing practices. Plus, it is certified by Oeko-Tex, so you can trust its safety and quality.
For different color options, our heather colors blend 50% cotton with 50% polyester, Sport Grey features 90% cotton and 10% polyester, and Ash is composed of 99% cotton and 1% polyester.

Size Chart

Inches
Centimeters

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	16.14 in	20.47 in
S	16.93 in	22.05 in
M	18.11 in	23.62 in
L	18.90 in	25.20 in
XL	20.08 in	26.38 in

Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	41 cm	52 cm
S	52 cm	56 cm
M	46 cm	60 cm
L	48 cm	64 cm
XL	51 cm	67 cm

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Available Style: Unisex T-shirt - Premium Fit Men T-shirt - Premium Fit Women T-shirt - Long Sleeve Tee - Hooded Sweatshirt - Ladies Flowy Tank - Sleeveless Tee - Unisex Tank - V-Neck T-Shirt - Youth T-Shirt.
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